I don’t really work in the “music industry.” I work kind of along side of it. Every so often, someone who has no clue what my company does decides to send us a demo of their CD. Typically we listen to them, have a laugh at how terrible it is, and then throw it away.
I got this one yesterday. It is quite honestly the funniest letter I have ever read. But not because of the poor grammar and obvious Miami-like language skills. But because it appears that he had his 6 year old brother write it for him. I’ve left out his contact info and last name so, if you want to contact this guy…well if you want to contact this guy you should be shot.
And the head shot….
Yes ladies and gentlemen. The most preposterous untalented 9 year old ever…from 1986.
I only wish he would’ve included a CD of himself “singing” and “playing” guitar.
wait….so he sent that letter, but didn’t even send a demo?? wow.
That’s my cousin! He’s gonna kick your ass when he finds out about your besmirching of his name.
his eyebrow’s look burned off….
people are just so weird
I think ‘wow’ sums it up….I said it twice while reading the letter….and I can’t stop saying it now that I see the picture….wow.
Ash – Sadly no. He did send a CD of his cousin’s rock band though. It wasn’t terrible enough to be hilarious – it was just terrible.
AC – Well, that’d be okay. But it’d probably be better if he used my derisive remarks for motivation to prove me wrong…because, well, you can be strong and still suck at everything else.
… – yeah, kinda had to do some photoshopping as my boss drew a mustache and eyelashes on him.
Saint – I know…I know.